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One lovely day in spring I found something. I didn't know what it was, but it was something. It kind of looked like a small, flat, round candy in its individual wrapper. But it was rubbery and surrounded by some kind of liquid. I didn't want to take a chance in opening and smelling it, hoping for sugary goodness, so I put it in my pocket and took it to school. My friends informed me at that point that I was looking at a condom. Of course I knew what a condom was and what it did, but it looked like this?! My mind was falling all over itself trying to figure out how THAT could turn into something that..., well..., never mind. Now I'm sure you all want to know how I found the little guy. Well I'm not going to tell you. Let's just say that it wasn't mine and I didn't find it on the side of the road.

I also quickly noticed that my friends, and anyone I showed it to, thought it was great! Everyone suddenly liked me. And I was a 7th grader! So I spent a full day showing off my new toy and basking in the glow of everyone's love. At the end of the day I casually tossed it into my locker.

My locker was a black hole of disorganization. Any kind of wrapper, book, homework assignment, or trinket would be sucked in by its massive gravitational pull. It's kind of like the closet in Uncle Buck. So throwing the condom into the locker meant that its location from this point forward would always be displayed as "unknown" until it resurfaced, which it was bound to do.

My advantage in Bob Barber's class was starting to wear thin. I wasn't treated much differently than anyone else now. If I talked too much or zoned out he would call me to the carpet, though he never used his wicked yardstick on me. Yet.

One morning I had my science book closed and I was talking to my neighbor. I must not have heard Mr. Barber instruct us to open our books to page 119, and I certainly didn't see him stalk toward my desk like a hungry panther spotting a grouse, but I definitely heard the WHACK! It scared the love right out of me and in the process of jumping six inches using nothing but terrified butt muscles, my flailing arm caught the edge of my science book and it flipped open. Lo and behold, wedged between pages 362 and 363 was the golden-hued condom. Mr. Barber looked at it, then looked at me. He slowly picked it up, rubbed it between his thumb and forefinger, and casually asked "what do we have here?" The class was deathly silent. The object that brought me so much friendship and warmth some weeks prior was now clearly my enemy. It was cold and callous. "Go wait for me in the hall." I went. Like Don Quixote ascending the stairs to the inquisition court I walked the walk of shame out the door.

I was subsequently delivered into the hands of Mr. Holbrook, our assistant principle. There have been some terrifying people in the history of our planet. Atilla the Hun. Adolf Hitler. Heath Ledger's Joker. Richard Simmons. And counted among those monstrous human beings is Mr. Bryce Holbrook. He was well over 9 feet tall and weighed no more than 130 lbs. His face never saw sunlight. His mustache hid a vicious snarl. He had fangs instead of teeth and I'm confident he had no heart. The power that created and maintained his life was pure evil. Seriously, he was scary. And I was sitting across from him, only a wooden desk protecting me from his gaping maw.

Mr. Holbrook launched into a litany of questions. Did I know what it was? Yes. Am I "active?" No. Where did I get it? I found it on the street. On and on and on came the questions. I wondered when he would break out the thumb screws and bamboo shoots, but they never came. Instead came something much worse. "What's your phone number Mr. Pearson?" My what? "Your phone number." What do you want that for? "So I can call your parents obviously." Oh lord in heaven, let it not be the phone. Give me the rack, the boiling oil, waterboarding, the iron freaking maiden! But not the phone. Please Mr. Holbrook, you can't call my parents...they'll kill me. "The number please." I can't. "The number." *sob* By this time the tears are obviously flowing. "I need your number young man." Now he's whispering, almost like an executioner that feels some sort of empathy for the head he's about to strike from its body. *sob* Please, no. *sob* "Either you give me your phone number, or Sandy will pull it up on the computer. But that will take more time. And I value my time." I knew there was no way out. In between sobs I gave him my number. Slowly. He dialed the number and just when I thought my mother would answer he hung up the phone.

"What would happen to you if I called your parents, Mr. Pearson?" No way, is this really happening? I've never had a problem creating stories. Sometimes those can be technically considered "lies", and I launched into a doozy. Oh Mr. Holbrook, I'll be grounded for an entire summer, my dad will beat me with the typewriter, I'll have to shovel dirt with a spoon, I'll have to scrub grout with a toothbrush (I actually did do that by the way), I'll be forced to eat nothing but cucumbers and cottage cheese, I'll be forced to wear a loincloth, they'll play Barry Manilow constantly on the radio, they'll change my name to Alice! I was brilliant.

When I finished with my rant he stared at me. He didn't say a word, but he was communicating. I read those black eyes that plainly stated "consider yourself lucky, for next time your soul is mine."

He motioned to the door. I went back to class unscathed. But every time I saw Mr. Holbrook in the hall from that point forward he watched me. Hungry.

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Paul Mayne said...

Great story, thanks for sharing. You express my fond memories of Mr. Barber and Mr. Hollbrook so well. Did you have Mr. Watts, the cardboard collecting nut case music teacher? Now THERE is a story...

I'm SO hoping that Mr. Hollbrook Googles his name and lands on this post. I'll make sure to link it up to boost the page rank ;)

Sister said...

Oh how I wish he would have called Mom and dad. You always did a fine job on that grout!

Tyler said...

Dude, Mr. Watts. Can I tell you how many times I got kicked out of his class? I remember Brian Stout actually throwing a chair at him. And Mike Leach hit him up with so many spit wads...it's a miracle he survived.

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Mr. Holbrook hired me at the Jr. High. He is truly a great man, and the only male boss I have ever had. I sort of wondered why he seemed surprised to learn my maiden name, thanks for the reputation.

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